There’s a story about this on Buzzfeed, and he gives the location, time frame and claims there were 5 witnesses.

...Lots of people?

Jesus Fuck.

As Chelsea’s brother I’d say he comes from good stock, is credible.

I love how Buzzfeed reporters and the official Buzzfeed twitter are like “WTF, man?!”

Happy 2016 everyone! Satire is dead and 2016 killed it. It is survived by all the writers of The Onion, who will now be jobless since all real news headlines are more absurd than anything they could come up with.

Why a mulatto cock though, Ivy? Trust me sis, they don’t always look like you’d expect. Some are darker than your thoughts Ivanka, even if who they’re attached to is the lightest of beings.

http://the4skins.tripod.com/

Honestly who the fuck knows anymore. This election has defied reality.

If this is a joke, what IS the joke? Reply with your educated guesses. Or since this is the 2016 election, just random, blind stabs.

I vividly remember that. I thought it was at the time and I do to this day. Also, that dress was insane.

Mulatto? Were they having this discussion in 1856?

Mostly unrelated, but since we’re talking about the Trumps and given that very recently Vogue endorsed Hillary, I need to ask (and again, this is probably the wrong thread, sorry)... Is Vogue addressing Melania in their cover as “DT’s New Bride” shade?

holy mother of god

One day they’ll get internet hooked up to Trump Tower and then she won’t have to ask random strangers to see cock.

“I met her once & she casually said: “I’ve never seen a mulatto cock, but I’d like to!””....I’m sorry, come again?

Is her programming having a glitch??

Sure, why not. I’m at the point in this election where I’ll believe six impossible things before breakfast, and hey, it’s afternoon.