I like how the lighter brown dog is like YAY! Lion!!! and the darker brown dog is like eeh, maybe not.

Locally-sourced organic blood.

she’s trying on two different colours of panties and asking social media which one to buy. She is advised to buy both.

Not a tweet, but I’m sharing cause I had a shit day:

Her voice is still spectacular as well. Saw her in concert a couple of years ago.

Holy shit, I want to steal that Dractually costume idea.

i wouldnt pass the physical, so black guys it is.

Rimming in the shower then? It won’t get much cleaner short of an enema and some surgical soap.

Euphoric & Slippery

More bootyfingers for the rest of us.

Yep. There’s no half measures in the booty-eating renaissance.

“He tells her he has “a bidet at the crib,””

Naw, we really want to hear more about your Canadian girlfriend.

RIGHT!

I need to get me one of these.

I’m guessing no because someone he’s weirdly homophobic, but I’m dying to know the answer too

As someone whose ass was eaten just last night, I agree with Nicki. Shower or gtfo.