I think we might be there. I saw the tail end of a story on the news where some guy with an open carry permit was hanging outside of a polling station. I’m not sure where it was, but likely somewhere in the Midwest, because I think it was local news. He’s just standing there, you know, keeping an eye out for voter…

This kind of rhetoric has repercussions that are already starting to be felt. The idea that the election is rigged by Clinton and the media bias has led to many in my neighborhood to be concerned about voter fraud. Some in the GOP are encouraging voters to keep an eye on the polls, leading many voters to feel paranoid…

I think it was one of those “so real you gasp instead of laughing” lines.

I loved how when Cooper asked him if he was a good role model for youth Baldwin just said “no, next question.” Proving that Fictional Trumps are smarter then the original is possible to be.

I couldn’t decide between Halloween, Jaws, and It Follows. The movement was Jaws, the shape was, well, The Shape (plus I kept hearing John Carpenter’s score), and the senselessness of it was It Follows.

I gasped out loud at that line. IIRC it was actually even pointier: “Hillary’s done so much crime that she’s basically a black.”

“I wrote that all by myself!”

For a second there, I thought the daughter was wearing cat ears. I am still half asleep.

It might not be a ripoff, and I agree that pretty much everyone was making the same joke - but I hadn’t seen the It Follows version and that is by far the best one. Glad it was posted!

I saw dozens of versions on the same theme.

How can it be a ripoff when literally every single person watching the debate had the same thought? At least everyone I was with watching it. We immediately started doing the Jaws theme.

I couldn’t picture Baldwin as trump before this and now I can’t not see it.

I like the current cast. It was a bit rocky 5 years ago but they’re all better now. Real nice. Good. Quality.

Not on purpose, though.

The most surprising thing I learned from today’s Dirt Bag is that Donald Trump made a literary reference.

I know nothing about baseball, but you said it, so I don’t believe it.

I realize you probably have to make up a lot of shit about yourself to look like an actual human on the internet, but not all of us do that.