The fucking trolliest

That is not a dog. It’s a pile of marbles.

It made you uncomfortable because she keeps collecting animals, many of which are tiny inbred dogs. That dog looks like that because it’s unhealthy from breeding, but probably cost a fortune.

Auntie Mame! (exclamation point added by poster)

That wasn’t acting.

Why have I never heard of his obvs brilliant film?

Best phone operator movie ever!!!

Mischa Barton still ‘acts’? Wow.

I think the problem here is not really that you are making an excuse. I guess being black out drunk explains why he doesn’t remember. The point is that you need to be an incredibly shitty human being in the first place to this even if black out drunk.

I get what you are saying. I also get where dumb witch is coming from (as a ladydrinker, committed my fair share of regrettable behaviour, although more in the ‘shouldn’t have gone home with that dude for consensuals’ vein, not grabbing someone’s junk vein, my god). I just do not have the sense of entitlement to…

He has been. That jpeg has had quite a life on his hard drive.

Shudder. I’m going to go with Billy, weirdly enough, solely because Gaston has stated an interest in having a million kids. I’m assuming he’d be sketchier about protection than a married guy who already has three children.

Nope. I have met men like Gaston (and for that matter, Billy Bush). When I was younger, I was unfortunate enough to hook up with them. They are invariably terrible lays. When they were sixteen or so, they came up with some dumb sex trick that their teenage girlfriend pretended to enjoy. They know only that trick, and…

Or else somewhere along the way he learned “I was drunk! I don’t remember!” works for him as a fall-back excuse.

Remind me again how many white cis women her age in NC have voted along similar lines, against their own right to an abortion, equal pay, maternity leave, etc...

Totally. Is it just me or has he gotten way better looking over the last few months? I always thought he was attractive, but lately I’m like, “Damn.”

Yeah, except for the whole kitten thing.

I am living for Senior Week Obama

But even if she were demon possessed, she’d still make a better president than Trump. I just can’t see his argument here. It makes both Clinton and Obama sound more rad.