I stopped drinking soda 4 months ago. I used to have a serious addiction. I had an enormous can of ice cold Coca-Cola on New Years Eve and told myself, that’s it, you’re going cold turkey after this.

This is just a temporary measure until they can get the Hawaiian Punch drinking fountain installed.

Wait, he convened the press to discuss the electoral college, again? It’s almost May. We’re going to be hearing about this through both of his terms, aren’t we?

Wow. One workout and 13 college starts (leading to an All-ACC 3rd team selection)? His wonderlic must’ve been off the charts. And I guess they were super-impressed by his answer to “If you could be any fish in the ocean, then what fish would you be?”

Because Pace knows his days are numbered if they don’t get headed in the right direction. This is essentially a Hail Mary in hopes that he will save his job.

I presume the plan is to sit Trubisky at the learning tree that is *stifles giggle* Mike Glennon for a few years?

He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

Fuck. This sucks. Not even a Mariners fan but, fuck, The King might be leaving the building

Spoiler Alert: The Hand is alive and well(ish)!

Really unfortunate. I hate watching pitchers decline.

I gotta think the sports industry is due for a correction at some point. Salaries, revenues and ad dollars can’t skyrocket forever ... can they?

Surprised that I haven’t seen more people talking about how this will affect the leagues. It’s pretty well accepted that the costs of rights contracts combined with cord cutting led to this. Well, if ESPN can’t afford those rights contracts, who can? I’m sure the broadcasters are hurting, too. And if one of them can’t…

You know what might have actually helped in the long term? Cutting the executives, some of whom are surely making some pretty large salaries, who decided overpaying for TV rights was a good idea.

Why should these cuts make any more mathematical sense than the proposed government budget I mean both a being run by out of touch CEO’s who will be fine economically regardless of the outcome of the company/nation they are running.

Bet he could have rambled on about Jebus as much as he wanted.

ESPN is shit.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

I just think it was great that he paid homage to Kobe by shooting 35%.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

“Health care” seems to be a trigger warning for Sage Steele at all times.