I bet there is a not-zero chance that he forgot they broke up. I know it was rumored that their relationship was a publicity stunt, so it makes me giggle to think he just plain forgot. 

Their relationship reminds me of when Jenna Moroney had a fake relationship with James Franco in an ep of 30 Rock to cover for the fact that he had a fetish and a relationship with a Japanese pillow he had to hide a all cost. Her contract also mentioned that they would have to have a public fight in a Jamba Juice. I…

There are definitely segments of society where that look has become the norm, as well as a signal of wealth. I recently saw a group of older (probably 60-70) women in a restaurant and the entire group looked barely human. But I’m sure they tell each other they look great.

I know it’s a semi-popular pastime to hate on Chet, but this is actually good. He sounds like he’s been seeing a therapist, and maybe he’s in a place in his life right now where he is ready to become a better person. Good for him. 

The comments section in this place really died out...

It’s not a legitimate question. Rape survivors’ DNA should not be entered into a searchable criminal database. End of story. Rape victims are not criminal suspects, regardless of what they’ve done in the past or may do in the future. Putting them in that database is so wrong and will have a chilling effect on the…

“Skete” (usually “skeet”) is black slang for ejaculation, verb and noun.

I cannot imagine being a mother and never crying. What about when they clean their poop off the floor with a hand towel and then put the towel back on the towel rack and you wash your face and don’t realize there is poop on the towel?........

The difference is Whoopi is generally likeable, and can be really funny. Megan McCain is fucking annoying, unlikeable, and her comments and positions don’t really come from a good place.

I think people really have their heads in the sand about Miranda and Steve and possibly only remember the whole romantic bridge thing in the first film.

Sending you fertile thoughts! May your ovaries be generous, may your uterus be receptive. (I’m sorry if that’s cheesy. I wish you the best.)

Totally valid. And I’ll admit I’m coming in way too strong as, having been around LA and subject to the weird hanger on culture it lives off of, it’s a bit personal; I have a former close friend who purpose sought to get pregnant by any level of celebrity because (and I shit you not she said this) “it will be good for…

Sounds like the same kind of fun banter or back-and-forth I’d have with my friends, without anyone being a jerk and everyone in on the joke. Whole lot of nothing being played for minimal chuckles and clicks.

I honestly think he seems fun and is super hot (in a dirty, small-time drug dealer kind of way) and allegedly has a heavy ass dick. I just got divorced. I wish he’d be mine.

Has anyone noticed Kanye is literally living his life depicted in his song “gold digger”?

MTG getting turned away from this event because she is unvaccinated and won’t wear a mask is 100% exactly what she wants to happen. These fascists thrive off of their perceived victim mentality and the fundraising email screeching that the DC liberal elites are pro-abortion baby murderers who hate freedoms with their…

I graduated high school in 1979, so came of age in the 80's. It was a blast!  I often say how I feel sorry for kids today, because they don’t have the freedom we had.

Right? It's so weird there hasn't been a post of some kind. Then again I spent the morning reading about the craziness behind the scenes at Jezebel so who knows what the hell's going on

Is there an editorial policy covering how links are used in stories? The first link is on the word convicted, which I would expect to lead to story about the verdict in this trial. It leads to a Jezebel piece from two months ago from before the trial’s start. The second link - “grifter renaissance” - leads to an…