I am so dumb for writing "you're" instead of "your." :( I am full of shame now

Obviously lesbians aren't all the same, but if this was like typical dating sites, which include a "friend/activity partner" category, then I don't see why someone like me shouldn't sign up. I wouldn't pretend to be a woman, nor would I harbor any sort of delusional fantasy that I would "turn" a lesbian. But I would…

As a guy I would totally sign up to a lesbian dating site because don't most dating sites have a "looking for friends/activity partners" setting? I get along super well with lesbians when it comes to friends/activity partners. But yeah, obv they aren't going to fuck me.

lol look how dumb you are

At what point did "hipster" lose the heroin addict connotation?

Chris Kluwe is great for his Deadspin replies but jesus christ when did he become so hot? And I'm not even gay?!?!?!