Sportsmammal. I still think that fucking horse should’ve won last year.

Yall are so mean to LeBron about his hair. I hope you never get male pattern baldness and then get laughed at on subway by a bunch of teenagers while staring longingly at some ridiculous hair treatment ad.

Downtown Jersey City is closer to FiDi than is much of Manhattan, and you don’t have to live like people who built the Transcontinental Railroad.

Why have those three not proposed a bill to allow guns in their workplace?

There was one lesson I learned from Bush II’s behavior (probably at the behest of his advisors) and it seems to be applicable now. Why the other side hasn’t been able to see it, I dunno. It’s:

Anyone check this against Richie Incognito’s handwriting?

Well, this is where, “Resist much, obey little,” really starts to get tested. Do the Democrats have the balls to be as obstructionist and stubborn about dismantling environmental protections as the Republicans have been about passing law after law after law forcing women to give birth?

Not to mention all that jazz music and raping of white women.

Don’t blame society for your shortcomings.

It’s not just Nazi propaganda, it’s an American mentality. Look at the Civil War, the vast majority of Southerners did not own slaves. However, those same non-slave owners gave their lives because they figured one day they too would be rich enough to own slaves.

Why do I have this sneaking suspicion that the lowest priced ticket isn’t actually going to go down?

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Yea that Napoleon guy was terrible at doing war. Also countless other French military geniuses. Also, saving America’s ass im the 18th century. I could go on. Get your shit together.

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

Care to explain why that should make us throw up? Ford class carriers make Ferrari’s look about as expensive as a pack of gum.

Now imagine making enough money to buy 13 of those $500,000 Ferraris every minute of every day, all year. That’s our federal revenue. Now imagine making enough to buy one every second of every minute of every day for a whole year, and still have enough left over after ever minute to buy another 13? That’s our GDP.

Terry is old enough that even if it didn’t really affect him at the time, he was around for the great lie of Reaganomics and the trickle down theory.

I think a good hypothetical question is, “If the guy this killer shot happened to be an off-duty cop, would he have been released from jail?”

Let’s not speculate everyone. Let’s not speculate why a white man in his 50's can shoot a black man in broad daylight and not even be held in custody. Let’s not speculate about the competence of the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Department when they allowed Steven Seagal to be a reserve and have him filmed while working…

“How’s my driving? Call me and tell me so I can find you and punch you.”