I was a college kid who made sure to watch this round on a 13" box TV with bunny ear antenna. No fucking golfer will ever again have that kind of magic.

According to the MPAA, white people make up the majority of moviegoers, but Latinos are more likely to go to the movies. They’re 17% of the population, but 23% of movie ticket buyers. According to Nielsen, black people watch the most TV of any ethnic group.

Costanza? Is that you?

‘Chi-coms’.

The U.S. will send 48 rowers to Rio, they will be as forewarned and forearmed as the federation can make them

JFK shot himself to frame Oswald.

I felt that way...until I saw that most of the “theories” were predicated on Connolly sitting directly in front of and on the same level as JFK when he was actually sitting lower and inboard. Thus, the “magic bullet” actually traveled in a more or less straight line.

Party Goer: Hey Bill great costume. Where’d you get it?

+1 for being a good sport. I went over the line in my condemnation and I apologize.

I agree on most of this, except for the part where he’s a terrible coach. He took over a franchise that was university terrible and turned it around by his second season. Most of the defensive sets Kerr runs were the same ones Jackson used successfully. He turned Andrew Bogus from a middling offensive center into a…

The speculation that maybe Janis bobbled the ball as he went to the ground is indicative of the fact that the NFL doesn’t know shit about what is or isn’t a catch any more. Martavis Bryant scores a somersaulting TD that’s ruled a catch on the field last week, upheld on review last week, and today the VP of Officiating…

this train of thought is unfortunately years ahead of these people, if not entirely different universes

Here’s the thing though - protests work by shutting down segments of society we’re not used to having shut down, to illustrate an injustice in the system. Lunch counter sit-ins - well, now you have to go out of your way to get lunch, and also ask yourself “Why are those people doing this?” Transportation strikes - now…

whooooooooooosh

Slippery slope, first it’s googling a porn star on your phone, next fap sessions in the bathroom and soon you’re sucking dicks for raises.

+ethanhawke

Nah, I’m just old and cranky. Staying until last call at 4am doesn’t get me laid anymore, it just makes me useless for 2 days after. I am bitter. Ignore me.

I thought Harold Miner retired years ago.

Roses are red

Unusual. When it comes to self ignition, it is more likely to happen to someone from Angkor Wat.