And a guy on TV said they're both from families in the copper wire business.

Can you blame him? Mole is delicious.

The most damaging part of the drug test is that it revealed him to be a teenaged white girl.

"That's always how the story ends for the loyal ones. They never realize, until it's too late, that the loyalty ran one way"

Adhering to a strict Honey Nut Cheerios diet will do wonders for a man. Just ask KG.

Thug

The last time the Raptors engaged in tampering Samuel L. Jackson got eaten.

This reminds me of the Twitter bet I had with J.R. Smith where I won his pipe.

Denying that Arabs are second class citizens in Israel is intellectually dishonest. I would say that a system of laws that exists to promote one ethno religious group over another would constitute a comparison to apartheid, guy.

Cool, so all the other stuff, like the modern day apartheid that Israel has forced upon the Palestinians is still cool, right?

Must we take sides? Can't one say that the humanity of the situation dictates that both sides need to stop?

Also, there's a grammatical error in the ad. "Fans" shouldn't be plural.

Stop with this Metta World Peace shit. His name is Ron Artest. Calling him Metta World Peace is like changing Hitler's name to Bernie Jew Lover.

Had to get a new computer, your hot take incinerated the old one.

Oh, and did you see any black people there?

I love fucking!
- Gary

Are you actor Troy McClure?

"I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat."

I'm about 1 year into a new IT job, and I've been OK at it. Had some hiccups here and there, and I don't work in a very competitive field, but overall it's been an OK 1st year. But I read online that some assholes in New York and Cali had the audacity to get hired with higher pay than me. Fuck. That. Shit. I marched…

Sounds like Sue Simmons is still keepin' motherfuckas in check!