“I believe in second chances, but not really, I actually don’t.”

I’m married. I just tell her “I’m going to my room to play games” and she says “ok.”

It plays on a PS4, stupid. ColecoVision is so 1982.

And then Liverpool got thrashed 4-0 by Mainz....so you know, pre-season.

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.