dumbbelle
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dumbbelle

Ms. Ashanti Smith don’t play, keeps it real, will throw hands, and has cousins who will do likewise. You know Helena Put-Up-Your-Dukes has never been in a real street fight in her whole life. The shock of the hit must have been the most hilariously humiliating moment of her whole life. She learned that she is not

I ran into this similarly recently. A former colleague who I know was “let go” for inviting a minor student to come talk to him where he then dropped his pants in front of her* is now running for city council type position in the new city he moved to. Super lefty, super progressive, such an organizer! But. . . also a

Say what you want about Kris Jenner, but I’d prob want her in my corner no matter what and I honestly think she is a good mom at heart. Money hungry? YES - but its rare to find people who aren’t especially these days.

I think a fair portion of a successful marriage is accepting your partner’s cluelessness in certain areas and working with it. Also, this reads like a slightly longer version of a NYT Tiny Love Stories or whatever they call it. Excellent hook, perfect ending. 

So, a year after I got out of the Navy and a year into college, I got this summer job that I didn’t even really want, but I was living with my folks and my dad made it clear that I was either working that summer or finding somewhere else to live. The first week I was there, my boss was on vacation, so I got situated

I got nothing. I just popped in to star the goodies and say that this week has been the longest fucking year EVER.

I used to be his boss. When his wife left him, I listened to him navigate 50/50 parenting and learning to live apart from his ex-wife for the first time in almost 20 years. We always had good energy together as co-workers, but due to the fact that he’s a redneck and I’m a pretty liberal dark-skinned Indian woman, I

I remember when Sally Field played Tom Hanks’ love interest and then his mom later on.

Emma Thompson is such a great actress. She and Clooney should be paired up in a movie together. That would be age appropriate! 

I love Emma Thompson. That is all.

I have gone by Ms. since my teen years. I’ve been married for thirteen of them and I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a piece of mail with Mrs. on it. It would be like getting a letter from the Twilight Zone.

EVERY YEAR I get this on Christmas cards. Mrs. HISLASTNAME. Gee, thanks. You know that is not my last name. You also know I’m a doctor. Some of these people even attended my dissertation defense.

I.HAVE.NEVER.BEEN.A.MISSUS.

It seems like a poorly-written Op-Ed in a low rent college news paper.  Even our undergraduate paper wouldn’t have printed this.  They’ve been too busy doing investigative journalism on another problematic (racist, homophobic, sexist) prof in our b-school.

First off, this idiot’s comment about how nobody can call themself “doctor” until HE has delivered a baby is all you need to read to know this fucker is a grade-A, hi-test misogynist.

There is a very short list of people who can call me “kiddo” and get away with it. And all of them are old enough to be my father.

No, but solidarity to Alicia!

Is that you, Alicia?

I think there’s plenty of room for a nuanced discussion on different expectations and the reasons for them.

hey everybody! watch me say something i’m sure to instantly regret!