Yup that was my take. She may be 100% correct in her position, but if you send an email telling a bunch of people that what they are doing is pointless then you are clearly going to be terminated.

“certain aspects of the email you sent last night to non-management employees in the brain group reflect behavior that is inconsistent with the expectations of a Google manager,

That’s so interesting! As someone who’s been married for a couple of decades, I can confirm that the times when the narratives don’t line up are the hardest times. You either have to rewrite your narrative about your partner, or yourself. Neither is easy. 

*squints to see price*

Good. Star is awful and deserves had shit. Also he can’t design a palette color story to save his life, the popularity of his brand never made sense because his taste is terrible. 

I would imagine with everyone staying home and wearing masks when the do go out, makeup sales are down quite a bit.

All I am going to say, Dan is wearing his own glasses.

Same. Back in the day Mr. Penguin had a big ass Ram truck and he loved it and I loved that he loved it. He couldn’t get in one now with his disability, but I am happy to say the big ass truck had nothing to do with his “endowment” or his skills at using his “tool”.

Hey, whatever man. Enjoy your truck. With all the money I piss away on electronics, I can’t fling gravel through anyone’s windshield.

It’s sad that my experience with big stupid trucks (being from rural Indiana where big stupid trucks are required) means I expected this truck to be a lot bigger and stupider. 

First, this Power Wagon is just the latest in a long line of legendary Power Wagons. Second, I’m a little disappointed in Dax. If he was as big of a car guy as I know he is (his ‘67 Lincoln is the tits), he would have bought the 707hp Ram TRX:

This response pushed my buttons, so I rewrote it.

Dear Fuck Up,

Well that’s just not fair. Melania has a full-time job too. There’s like a contract and shit.

Fuck off. Why should she sideline her own career in deference to her husband’s? The woman wants to work. She earned a doctorate in pursuit of that work. She has every right to keep working and to be paid for that work.

I was very comforted by this:

It ultimately won’t matter. Biden and Harris will still move forward.

This is the best line I’ve ever read on Jez:

My ex got a lot of the rage.  But the other woman got a her share when she decided that it was ok to contact me, and tell me that I needed to sign the papers.  The second she stepped into the middle of something that wasn’t her business, I gained every right to chew her dumb ass out, and I did.

The best spanking scene didn’t even have any. Much too perilous!