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I enjoy FJM’s music, but he’s rather quickly become one of those artists whose persona/personality I find completely obnoxious.

whoa for a minute there I thought Taylor herself took the acid and was disturbing and dangerous. Which I only slightly believe, as I see her as being one of those really, really annoying people when high.

AND OBVIOUSLY RUPAUL

She’s just trolling for attention, people. And for exactly the kind of outraged reaction that Jezebel and commenters give her every single time.

JE, there was also this in celeb-world today:

Nah. Older guys know what they’re doing. Especially when they’ve racked up the kind of numbers that I’m sure Leo has. Unless, of course, he’s never had to get good at it, since he can get it any time due to fame and $.

What a pain in the asp 🤔

I can’t believe I’m defending Leonardo DiCaprio, as I love mocking him as much as the next person, but there is a weird obsession in the media with his dating life. Who cares if he’s into young supermodels? He’s the one that has to endure conversations and listen to Mark Anthony with them, not us.

How has everybody forgotten Alabama?! Alabama and Mississippi are both just awful.

They’re a little bit stronger tasting and sweeter. According to my friends who bake, you can’t really substitute. Visually they’re smaller and they have less juice. But I’m betting it’s not a dramatic difference.

Does she learn that she can change her shell but until she learns to love herself...

“...prostitutes, professional criminals, and synthetic drug dealers are pretty standard knowledge for most Florida fifth graders.”

This, more than anything else, has convinced me I need to start watching Outlander.

Hey, Anna, stop it. He loves women. Like his daughter that he wants to have sex with.

/if Cruz is a blobfish, Trump is a proboscis monkey. Who talks in Comic Sans.

I can’t speak to the other show, but naked and afraid is a legitimately non sexy show. Its a survivalist show where contestants cant even bring clothes. People get super dirty, bitten, gross and skinny.

Because Jesus?
Mammarians: Psalm - Nippleitis - Though shalt blurreth the televised breast on dating shows.

I prefer the Buying Naked approach to censorship.

I don’t understand why everything has to be censored on TV like this..... BUT and this is a BIG BUT - these people are constantly in a state of laying down, bending over and sitting down. It would probably make for awkward/gross viewing.