I think you’re overestimating some of my neighbors.

Sort of relevant, but I have a girlfriend who’s a vet and she does at home euthanasia. She needed help this past weekend doing a visit for a family with a 170+ mastiff and asked if I could come and help with the lifting. When we got to the house, the dog was obviously very sick and the owners were obviously…

Ohh, I’m stealing that recipe!!

Lol I just switched to swype and the result is...interesting.

You’re not putting your knees on the groum, though.

“Though the “evidence” is debatable, I’m sure that purportedly displaying one’s boner and provedly being a boner are two entirely separate issues, of which the latter holds more import to my estimation.”

Wow. What a nuanced response from Michel’le. Gotta say it seems she’s trying to be fair.

I adore the top half. I ALWAYS want to buy kente fabric and make some bigass flowy skirt with beautifully vibrant colors and patterns, but I think it’s a little too appropriation-y for my white ass. So I just admire from afar.

So right. I spent some time wirh some trump supporters this weekend.

Oh, the gum!!! My youth pastwr used the duct tape analogy— every time you stick together (have sex) you get less sticky (less pure), get covered in lint/debris (STIs) and become less useful as tape.

*and daughters

I confess, I snorted very indelicately at this gif. ;)

Muahahahaha!! If you can’t find elevens, it’s because I buy them ALL!!!!

Oh my god, I heard the same thing!! I laughed so loud I snorted. ;)

Right there with ya. I’m already absurdly tall and have big hair that adds another inch or two, so when I wear heels I feel like Sasquatch (though my legs do look fantastic in them, if I do say so myself). I’m approaching 6'4"-6'5" territory when I wear regular heels and have even gotten my hair tangled in a light…

Okay, maybe I’ve read this wrong, but it seems like the alleged assault happened and Brown changed their policy after the fact to address it, then Doe went to court where the judge eventually ruled in his favor.

That teacher and those firefighters are heros.

Same, I don’t have a problem with it, it’s just not for me.

Amen! I am a firm believer that a heaping helping of Brunswick stew and a shot of radiator whiskey could raise the dead.

Yuuup. I can’t do venison. My dad finally got me to go deer hunting, and typical me, I brought a book. Loved the quiet, sitting in the outdoors, etc. until it came time to shoot something. I popped off one shot into the air and theb cried. I couldn’t shoot bambi’s mom!!!