My dad was the only cousin that “left” and got the hell out of Dodge, so we were the “rich city cousins” (lol--we lived in a town of 5,000 and ate hamburger helper a LOT, no shame) and they would sort of lovingly torture us. Someone had gone hunting in LA, snagged a nutria, and brought it home. They froze it for a…

As someone who grew up spending summers with family in Arkansas, squirrel ain’t half bad. It’s gamey and stringey, so it needs lots of seasoning and works better in a stew/soup situation than on its own.

Okay, Ellie, your fact checker would like to point out that though Rosie was offered a role in Hocus Pocus, she wasn’t in it.

Had dinner on Friday with my gmom and some of her friends. We sat down, and one of them asked what I thought as a “young person” about the election. I was honest and said I wasn’t thrilled with either of the candidates, but that I thought it seemed an obvious choice.

Some of us are fighting a losing battle against ashy feet/skin in general. I should own stock in the pumice and lotion/body oil industries with all the scraping and slathering I do, but inevitably I’ve still got dry spots.

SEX IS NOT NEW.

Thank you!! I was scrolling down to express similar sentiments, though you were much more politic than I was about to be. Thanks again!

If I remember correctly, it was All Stars, the episode where Tyra made them write their own songs (including that Pot Ledom BS) and then perform them for a music video under the tutelage of The Game. He was FEELING her, I am telling you.

Y’ALL. Y’ALL. THE REAL STORY HERE IS THAT BACK IN THE DAY, THE GAME WAS SUPER INTO THIS WEIRDO CHICK ALISON ON ANTM. SHE WAS ELFIN AND HAD HUGE EYES AND WAS INTO NOSE BLEEDS AND TYRA EVEN COMMENTED ON HOW MUCH THE GAME WAS FEELING HER.

While I appreciate your candor, I’ve got to say that they’re both grown ass women (i.e. Consenting adults) so let’s let them be.

I’m sooooo innnnnn!!!!

Yeah, this was one of my thoughts, too. If it’s something every service member is going to have access to, awesome.

I’m usually a “different strokes for different folks” but there’s something about polygamy, specifically in a religious context, that I just can’t get with. I’m perfectly willing to accept that I’m biased, but it just seems ripe for abuse to me.

The majority of the time, campis police serve as traffic cops, noise violation investigators, drug sniffers, safety providers, and overall general security. This is not to denigrate their role or importance, as all of those functions are important.

Here’s all y’all’s friendly reminder that while Dolly is a hell of a performer, she founded Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library, which distributes more than 10 million books annually as a part of the larger Dollywood Foundation, which provided a huge economic impact in jobs and tax revenue to very depressed Appalachia.

I. Can. Not. Wait. For. This. Movie.

I’m stealing this analogy and resuing it ASAP.

My parents thought they were being super unique by picking a relatively old-school, historical name. Cue to about 10 years later and every freaking baby had my name.

Yay Scorpios!!! Mine is on the 10th. I once did the math and realized that parents had a very special Valentine’s Day. Texted my mom about it and she replied, “ Yeah, you were a belated present from cupid.”

Thanks for that. I snorted while sipping my water and my brain feels weird.