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I feel like like this is ignoring a pretty significant fact: women watch porn. I watch porn! There I said it! I also think I could categorize myself as a “pornhead.”

I. Love. It.

I commented above about some potential fanfic between the two of them. It would be steamy and full of sawdust .

I’ve seriously considered writng some steamy fanfic about Joanna and Clint realizing their mutual passions and consummating on a beautifully hand-lathed table made of reclaimed American Chestnut, salvaged from a decrepit shiplap-loaded farmhouse that is slated to be restored and turned into a B&B.

I read the post and...WOW.

I tell people to fuck right off with that one. Most people don’t have the fucking luxury to do “something they love” or “pursue dreams” or spend years “finding themselves.”

Had brunch with a friend this weekend who said that because Cosby is old/infirm, the case should be dropped as it is a “waste of time and taxdollars.”

My SO and I are having this ongoing discussion right now. His (I believe legitimate) point is that if both parties are intoxicated, why is the burden on one specific party? Does it come down to how drunk each person was at the time? It gets particularly difficult to answer him when the conversation gets to this point.

BEST FRIENDS.

Okay. We can be friends.

A-MEN and HALLELUJAHHHH!!!

Kara,

Saw these two live and it was almost disgusting how in love they are together. Pat let her less-famous husband have plenty of hardcore solos, and they did the adorable, back-to-back singing thing for awhile.

I am right there with you, as I believe a BUNCH of Americans are as well. Reducing the deficit, streamlining the tax policies, investing in education with the expectation of future returns, improving infrastructure, expanding access to birth control, overhauling subsidies programs...all of these are extremely

Good. Living here in the south, there are a BUNCH of republicans who are freaking out over who to vote for. They hate Clinton, but Trump is too scary. I seriously hope this is the nail in the coffin for the GOP, though I doubt it.

I hate to be *that* commenter, but in the last couple of years I think he looks...swollen.

I really love that you added this. We did several cruises growing up because it was the perfect vacation to invite my grandparents (one of whom is severely handicapped). As a kid, it was the best. We were the family that went to EVERY SINGLE trivia/name that tune/ping pong tournament/show we could. It was low impact

As a native Floridian who got the hell outta there I can tell you that it is safe to assume there is a gator in every body of water in the entire state. I can also tell you that f*cking snowbirds feed the damn things ALL THE TIME. (Seriously. I lived in a subdivision with ponds and there was a group of retirees who

CAN WE COMBINE THE FERMENTING AND DRINKING?! BECAUSE THEN I AM IN.

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Here’s an eyebrow tutorial from 1938 that I adore, with the wonderful quote: “These aren’t lips that just pass in the night!”