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Think you can give a teenager who was in the fucking school when this happened a break on some shock induced hyperbole can’t we?

I’m gonna go with she didn’t have time to research her facts because she just watched her friends get blown away and her life was just changed forever.

Eli knows the soap is coming if he uses that kind of potty word.

Eli would never use that kind of language.

OK, let’s see you do it twice, motherfuckers”

Any reasonable Giants fan was rooting for Philly.

God, I rooted for the Eagles and celebrated their win last night.

“Yeah, I ran into a pole at high speed and bounced my head off a train, but it’s probably not me in the video. I mean, how many Eagles fans does that eliminate, really?”

Or there is a god and the motherfucker is a fucking asshole.

THERE IS NO GOD

Two or three bowls.

Difference there was that Montana got injured. Brady did not. Had Montana not gotten damn near killed in that NFCCG versus the Giants, my guess is that they would have traded away Young at some point.

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I love Wes, but he’s got a lot to learn from the master of making fans wait for it.

Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.

Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke.