Welcome to the wonderful world of identity politics, where its always a race to the bottom.

The Secret Clinic Strength in any smell is my shit. The invisible kind though.

The Secret Clinic Strength in any smell is my shit. The invisible kind though.

Jesus Christ. You’re really on a crusade to discredit women who make different birth decisions aren’t you? A 50 year old woman with a high-risk pregnacy who scheduled a c-section isn’t just going to up and decide to give birth in the woods. That would be insane, so either she suffered a mental breakdown or was…

Amy Schumer is simply the greatest. She has become a national treasure in no time at all.

The word lotion has lost all meaning to me now.

Basically the Queen is all, “Hire dozens of nannies! We’re royals!” and Kate is like, “I hate you.” Which means William was probably all, “Granny dear, would you mind easing up on dear Kate? She wants to be a mum to Charlotte in the way she pleases,” and then the Queen was like, “I swear to god, the men in this family…

I was adopted as a baby, and emancipated at 14 from my second family for these reasons. I find this time of year especially hard and it’s always good to know I am not alone in this.

When is your next open enrollment?

Everyone is drink!

Yeah, “mystery” in infidelity could mean chlamydia. I’ll take being fulling informed. I’d also like it as leverage for the divorce.

Tracked down his wife and told her everything.

Oh my god your mom rules. You must have so many other good stories about her.

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

I guessed Robin Thicke.

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

I feel like it's antifeminist to befriends with Karl lagerfeld

I'd like to thank him though for encouraging me to check out Dammiene Merlina. She's cute and funny.

He probably just thought she would be an easy target and is a huge douchebag. Comedy central should probably have not let that air.

Also, off topic, but I legit love her hair. I would love to have hair that color.

I really don't want to be this person. I apologize in advance.