I had an elderly vet explain that when he was in vet school he and his friends liked to get drunk and squirt saline up horse’s nostrils. Apparently, they used to complete to see who got the highest fountain from the horse’s eye. /squick forever

I had some GI issues so my doctor at the time had me lay down for an exam. As I’m laying there he pulled up my shirt and immediately complimented me on my “alabaster skin” followed by what can only be described as a Peter Pettigrew rat noise. I switched doctors right then and now have the best doc ever.