The Lord of Ring: Gollum

I’m so glad I’m not bringing children into this shithole of a country/world.

 P.S. This new scrolling site SUCKS DONKEY BALLS.

Nope. Too late. We’re already locked in. RIP my electric bill. Every year will be worse from now on.

Wut. Wrong article?

Nobody knows where you are. It can bring more rain depending on where you are.

Maybe he has a lithium battery powered wheelchair?

*Ahsoka

This isn’t a Southwest problem. It’s more of an asshole problem.

And? What does that have to do with this article? Good for you. Neat.

And?

It’s probably one of the only ways they make money now.

“shitload of jizz” hmmm

When are you all gonna feature male masturbation devices as often as these fine products? We need some love tooooooooo!

When are you all gonna feature male masturbation devices as often as these fine products? We need some love…

I heard they are allowed to once a month. LOL. Who’s checking?

When can we get something like this on here?

When can we get something like this on here?

Don’t forget that you need a facebook account to use it!

Don’t forget that you need a facebook account to use it!

This is not the way.

This is not the way.