That poor tech startup guy.  Hilariously written article. Thank you.

Because of “beach off?” Pull it together, dude.

What trailer? Where is there a trailer?

Spoiler: It won’t.

Bro did say it was the truth. Good enough!

Here you go.

And? What does that have to do with this article? Good for you. Neat.

And?

It’s probably one of the only ways they make money now.

“The specifics of what *I* know unfortunately would still expose people who have been hurt and deserve to not become part of some larger media inquiry if they don’t want to. So I’m not gonna get into the details. But now y’all know what his ~deal~ is, so.”

I used the URL in the story to get this list. If you want more info about each city, then by all means click through 20 slides. If you don’t want to click, then here’s the list that I got from the linked article.

1. Wichita, KS

and while Crowe the film both won him an Oscar and launched him into a Hollywood leading man stardom

Melissa McCartney as Ursula

They’re all fake.

Terrible use of a slideshow and the video player here is still shit.

DeSantis is a giant piss baby.