They’re getting horny.

It’s good to be unique! :)

Probably.

Something’s not right here. I can’t quite place my finger on it.

Because it was just reported yesterday in the second article linked above. They probably just got around to looking at the data. 

Mm hmm.

#11 - Use slideshows. Lots of slideshows.

Huh?

That’s America’s Dick.

https://melaniatrump.com/nft

They didn’t say that.

People who complain about Taco Bell and how it destroys their “stomach” have weak digestive systems. Most of us have no problems at all. Yes, I have a diverse diet. I’m thin and within my weight limit. Y’all are weird.

Neat.

This is an article about a scale, not a microscope.

I really like how if you get bored with one video and click to the next slide without stopping that video it still plays and you can still hear it on the next page. You have to refresh the new page to get the old video to shut the fuck up. 

I’m not experiencing it so nobody is experiencing it.

That is correct. You can see its speed slowing down here. It’s being slowed down by Earth’s gravity. Once it reaches L2 though it will be pulled equally by the sun and the Earth so it will not speed up or slow down.

“Something is causing the sheet to stick to him. He lifts it, revealing a sticky, white mass completely covering him, gluing him to his bedding. It is some silky substance webbing him into the covers. He cries out in dismay… struggling to free himself from the gluey strands. Where did it come from? He notices his…