I’m sorry that you get distracted by men in shorts.

This should be helpful.

Oh god. The alt-casey is back.

Advertising costs.

Advertising costs.

You still need a driver license.

“I found myself using the included wrist-straps so that I could let them dangle off my wrists when I needed to do something else with my hands.”

One can dream...

Obviously more wasteful than you. So? It’s a fucking sweater. Give it to the homeless after if you’re that concerned.

Obviously more wasteful than you. So? It’s a fucking sweater. Give it to the homeless after if you’re that concerned.

No.

No.

Neat.

Neat.

My turkey is cooking in one right now. I made hamburgers three times last week. I cook steak a couple times a week. You don’t know me.

My turkey is cooking in one right now. I made hamburgers three times last week. I cook steak a couple times a week.…

Again?

Again?

According to:

According to:

I have LOTS of black friends. Just so you know.

This solar power light has 8 LEDs, vs this one with 4, is the same shape and style and is always $12.

This solar power light has 8 LEDs, vs this one with 4, is the same shape and style and is always $12.

Right. They fall out of my ears very easily.

Right. They fall out of my ears very easily.

Are you even paying attention?

You don’t understand. None of your moms have died. Only mine has died. That was hard to do, bruh. Now give me money.