Stupid caparison, but the way people are today I wouldn't be surprised.
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"The Air uses a charger that is 4 times larger for a battery of near equal size."
You type 30 words per minute on a iPad? What kind of masochist are you to type paragraphs on such a device?
Just think, there are people still living without electricity, but your dog has climate control in the dog house. That has to say something right there.
Switch your plan over to the cheaper 300 MB plan. Suddenly discover Netflix works on your phone. Also discover that you can't get Unlimited back ever again. EVER!
You're seriously trying to ask us to disprove something like Creationism? That's like asking me to give you evidence that the Easter Bunny doesn't exist.
The devil put it there. That's what Christians are gonna say anyway.
I don't see a problem here.