Extra points to Hallmark for putting out the Spock death ornament THE YEAR NIMOY DIED. Classy!

Looks like 80s Ferrari.

and then you put down the bong.

Exactly this. I had two, and wish I could get another.

Thank you. Can anyone hand me a towel?

Some vegetables replied.

I find that the best performance upgrade is to pull those anemic, torque-less Hondas out of your garages and replace with something with more than a lawnmower engine under the hood. And rear wheel drive as God and General Motors intended.

Wait...they had one with rainbow flags?

I had a 95 F-150 roached edition. It rusted so bad it failed inspection and the mechanic didn’t want me to even drive it back home, he was afraid it would break in half on me lol bought it cheap and sold it for scrap.

You couldn’t pay me to take that rice crap.

you want the mudslimes to win don’t you?

self delusion or flat out lying to protect his career?

I HATED Empire Strikes Back’s cliffhanger ending when I saw it in the theater. That, and having Vader as Luke’s dad killed it for me. I’ve seen all the movies, but they should have stopped after the original (and none of this Episode IV crap either)

Luke travels back in time and changes history so Han shot first.

So if we start seeing hoverboard parks covered in copper, who will protect the copper from being stolen like plumbing in an abandoned house?

Lean out the window and wave your hands really fast.

Steampunk skating!

Crappy response!

...and next year there will be yet another reboot and this will all be forgotten.

Great. Now let’s get someone with the cajones to put this stuff to use against a-holes like isis.