I used to work at a bank, and we had a lot of problems with people parking in our lot and leaving their cars there all day. I asked our maintenance guy if we could have tow away signs made up, in a hope that it would scare people away. He had a few left over from a branch in another town, and since I had no intention…

NEWSFLASH: All private towing is a racket. Towing companies have you by the balls because it is your word against theirs and you need your fucking car so it’s just easier to let yourself be extorted. You have basically no recourse. Private companies/developments will allow these deadbeats to tow from their parking…

And also people who make fun of you for flinching... that’s a fucking survival instinct you dumbass!

It’s no problem to fly them. Even if it is too far to fly direct (as others have noted, you can go a long way with an unloaded plane), you can always make stops in Alaska/Iceland/Wherever to get you across the ocean.

What do you know about airlines? Trump has first hand experience with failed airlines, he should know how to ruin them better than anyone:

This is a fascinating theory. I wouldn’t be surprised to see some truth in that.

you may well be on to something there

whats the kid in blue doing? i would have expected more of a reaction than... oh look... carnage

It saves me the time of doing it myself.

<sarcasm> Yes the university that suspended its starting QB (Everett Golson) & 1/2 of its total All American men’s basketball players in the modern era (Jerian Grant, only AA besides Troy Murphy since the 1970s) for its own internal ACADEMIC standards is clearly letting all athletes just run wild with no consequences…

I’m not going to watch that video because just the thought of it makes me sick.

This.

I will say, once you’re used to it the Pittsburgh left isn’t so bad. Especially considering the number of lights in this city that should have left arrows that somehow just don't.

OK.

Nah, just needs external speakers on the car to call everyone a jagoff

Pittsburgh is such an excellent city to pilot this in. I know they’re here because of CMU’s robotics department, etc., but the actual geography of Pittsburgh provides nearly everything a car will need to be good at. Roads are often comically narrow, so much so that two cars cannot pass each other on it. Not to mention…

Their test mule cars slow down in the tunnels so they seem to fit right in.

It’ll be interesting to see how the programming handles the “Pittsburgh left”.

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…