Now that “Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie” is played out, use any of the above in its place, and be the most insufferable person at your Christmas gathering!

I’m surprised that there are still enough people out there to get bamboozled into #vanlife to keep prices high.  Sure, it looks glamorous when you’re scrolling Insta looking at pictures of pretty people cuddling in their vans in beautiful locations, but reality hits like a wrecking ball when you realize you have to…

If I’m remembering correctly, it was also a time when LCD screens had pretty narrow viewing angles, meaning that only the person riding in the middle seat in the third row (directly facing the screen) would have a clear view of the picture.

Hey, if people can use whatever pronouns they want, then verb tenses are also up for grabs. Don’t be a bigot by mis-tensing the article!

I had a sweater that my grandma made me when I was a little kid that included a little pocket for an electronic music box. I freaking loved it, and I was not allowed to wear it to school or to church after one too many misfires.

Every single one of these looks like it was generated by an AI program like this: https://www.thisautomobiledoesnotexist.com/

I’ve always found ugly sweater parties to be somewhat distasteful. It makes me feel like such a Grinch, but I just can’t help it.

You’re suddenly introducing another potential source of bacteria—raw egg residue—into the place where you store your eggs. If you think that any remaining eggs are safe just because their shells are intact, think again.

The risk of getting sick from eating raw cookie dough is caused more by the uncooked flour than the raw eggs.

I usually avoid the folks in aprons and just wait for a middle-aged dad type fellow shopper to show up and offer some unsolicited advice.  If you stand in one spot for long enough, one will just materialize and start talking at you.

It looks super cute, and the recipe sounds delicious.

Holy cow, I didn’t realize that image came from McD’s — I thought it was just a hastily slapped together graphic for the article! The Photoshop looks like it was done by Michael Scott!

Your line about “hobby equipment” finally made it click for me.

I had my luggage lost on a trip to Europe in high school, and now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure I connected through Frankfurt. I stopped by an H&M to buy some essential clothes, which was a treat because at the time I think only one or two H&Ms had opened in the US. The undies I bought there were super-soft…

Especially from the side view, it makes it look like the car was made by slicing two model kits in half at the door and gluing them together.

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My favorite NPorND features are those where it’s not immediately clear who the target audience for the vehicle is. Sometimes it’s fairly obvious — a minivan is for a family looking for practicality, a Prius is for a commuter looking for efficiency, a sports car is for someone looking for a fun toy. When you show me…

My tiny mind was blown when Hook was released and I was told that the guy playing Captain Hook was the same guy who played Rain Man (why I had watched Rain Man by age 8 is something you’ll have to take up with my parents).