Between the carpentry and the big group of disciples he always travels with, JC would drive a crew cab pickup for sure.

I’d be pretty skeptical of any advisor who claims to be able to beat the market.

Vow of poverty?

The Accord is a good choice for a priest because it’s what Jesus drove (even though he didn’t like to talk about it much).

I was curious of fuel economy was better with the windows down and AC off or windows up and AC on. My experiment was far from scientific (way too many uncontrollable variables), but I went through my usual routine for one tank of gas one summer with the windows always down (and sunroof open), never turning the AC…

The built-in camera app on my S9 now scans QR codes itself — no separate app necessary. There’s a toggle in the settings for “Scan QR codes”. Just switch it on, and when you aim your camera at a QR code, it’ll show a pop-up on the screen.

I considered security, but then why not just get a locking bed cap or locking rigid tonneau cover?

I like the nose, but Paget Brewster is my celebrity crush, so I may be biased.

Oh, the whole thing screams “Look at me!” Broadcasting it on social media and interacting with celebrities about it is the equivalent of the kid in elementary school who used to constantly act out because, in his mind, negative attention was better than no attention at all.

I keep seeing Toby Flenderson.

Cabernet over Bordeaux? Is this a Craigslist ad or the wine list at Le Cigare Volant??

A simple typo or a Freudian slip?

I recently told a friend’s kid that text messages used to cost 10¢ each, and he thought I was pulling his leg.

My eyes were opened when I learned more about the economics of the music industry, specifically how record advances work.

Their favorite charity?

Seeing a red street-parked C4 makes me half expect to see an angry John Goodman wailing on it with a tire iron.

I’m conflicted on the subject.