I like the big red button.

What’s the difference between “crème” and “cream”?

My inner 5-year-old is SO EXCITED about this!

Huh.  I would have expected a website called nuts.com to be a lot more NSFW.

What’s the deal with Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. You know what I’m talkin’ about.

I’m sure that you and your husband are lovely people, but when I saw your username combined with the description of “baseball people”, I couldn’t help but think of these two:

The collar on that shirt is still fine. I wear it under a sweater.

If I recall correctly, “La Cocina” was the title of the fictitious off-broadway play that George Costanza lied about when he and Jerry were pitching their pilot to NBC.

You are absolutely right. A money belt / pouch itself is no more effective than anything else — its effectiveness comes with how it’s used.

I once read that, for one of the sequels, Wayne Knight pitched a return of Nedry (mangled and disfigured) to Steven Spielberg with the line: “It was a very big meal and a very small dinosaur” explaining his survival, but it was deemed too unrealistic.

There are many reasons that former servers believe everyone should spend a stint in food service in order to better understand the human condition

My go-to wedding gift move is to give the couple a gift card to one of the places where they’ve registered.  A part of me was always a little concerned that this was tacky, but most of my friends appreciate practicality, so I feel like it’s always well-received.  Your statement about discounts on unpurchased gifts on…

I attended a wedding once where the couple had compiled a similar registry.  They didn’t need any of the basics, so their registry was filled with fun stuff: games, camping supplies, etc.  It was really fun shopping for them!

“In the last week, you have dragged me to a karate/pilates class, made me test-drive a Yaris, and talked me into seeing a children’s production of Hair, which thankfully got shut down before the second act.

Not only that, the person with a nice camera is more likely to know what they’re doing and take a better picture.

That’s awesome!!  

I admire the owner’s sense of humor.  Even the license plate frame cracks me up.

It can be nice to mix a few Reese’s Puffs into a bowl of Kix. They’re the same size, shape, and consistency, but they add a little bit of a unique flavor. The exact ratio added can be tailored to your mood that morning.

Pittsburgh Dad will always earn a star from me.