Enjoy your hemorrhoids!

Very true. Take the propane tank exchange for gas grills we have today (sometimes you really get some nasty ones) and do that with something much more important and at least 100 times more expensive. Not a good idea...

People actually pronounce it "old timer's disease"???!!?!

Granted, Nissan dropped the price of the volt by $6,000 to a low-low $28,800 before incentives, whereas the Volt still costs around $40,000.