I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

“[Martinez has] gone from claiming he’s an Olympic boxer to a music manager, to the number one Latino actor in the country, to owning a magazine, to being a producer, to a director, to a filmmaker,” said [Steven Michael] Quezada, one of the state’s top actors who had a recurring role in “Breaking Bad” and won an…

CCR is criminally low; otherwise, while there’s plenty of quibbling that could be done with this list, I think that for the most part if you broke it into four or five tranches, it’s about right with just a few other exceptions.

“it’s in their hands now”

Disparaging reference to “Capital Hill” - are we sure this guy's not a marxist?

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

The John Hughes coming-of-age classic that never was.

I had a buddy in college who dated a girl whose mother looked like Joe West. She used to come home after work, drink beer and fall asleep in front of the TV.

Let’s forget some guys: Paul Lo Duca.

What is with these comments? Almost all of them are horrifically unfunny jokes about sexual assault.

Heres a only slightly less creepy story from my high school:

I tried to search the site to ensure the were taken down, but I got distracted.

Must be visiting BYU

why do we not have these kinds of brawls here in the US?

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

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