A real hockey player would slice his own ACLs on purpose and then go suit up for the olympics anyways.

dat muscle memory

Not that it matters, but Stolarz wasn’t the emergency backup, just the regular backup. He got called in at the last minute from their AHL team because of Mason’s illness, but that doesn’t make him “emergency”: http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2017/4/1/15151494/flyers-emergency-goaltender-eric-semborski

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“What a load of garbage. Fighting is an integral part of the game to protect your star players from taking cheap hits, like when we played the Red Wings during Gordie Howe’s rookie year and he leveled Maurice Richard with a cross check from behind. So Dick Irvin looks at me on the bench and gives me the nod to take…

So it isn’t the gate agent, but the policy that’s blatantly sexist.

If you look at UA’s rules for pass riders (full disclosure: I am a UA pass rider), cargo shorts are permitted (khaki and bermuda shorts are OK for men and women), while lycra/spandex/form fitting leggings are expressly prohibited. So the gate agent didn’t make an arbitrary call to police one and not the other. It’s…

Since the issue for United is the employee dress code for people flying on employee passes, I wouldn’t be mad if they’d made the dad change too. They have every right to require that people who work for them meet a certain level of formality when redeeming a benefit.

You’ve gotta think that even Childs, from his hospital bed, would tend to agree that he’s untalented at safety.

First test for Coach Strong- there is absolutely no reason why Childs should remain on the team if he was the one who pulled his gun first. Naturally, if Childs was good, I would firmly believe that this is a teaching moment. Fortunately, we have plenty of talent at safety and Childs was never very good.

Let this be a lesson to white women that they can kiss the asses of racist white men all they want, but the moment they stand up for their womanhood they’ll be left in the cold.

“The university has promised to give the descendants preferential admissions status to the school.” Um, No. Reparations checks would be a start. Not every descendent would want to attend a school with deep ties to the enslavement of their ancestors anyways.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

I think you drop Michigan and take maybe Vermont, if only for the maple syrup and Ben and Jerry’s. Or maybe Maine for the lobster. Way better than whatever Michigan brings to the table.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.

What about Butcher knife? You know a meat cleaver!

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.

They be trippin’.