“Sepia-Toned Villains”

Expecting a dedicated checkout line is ridiculous - and believe it or not, many emoloyers such as grocery stores have specific policies they require their employees to follow.

Seriously - deleting all of Michael Jackson's music is essentially the definition of "cancelling" Michael Jackson's music. 

The choice in the bracket is Michael Jackson's music, not The Jackson 5's. There's a difference.

You’ve decided all that you’ve said is right and I’m wrong.

I’m not missing anything - what you claimed was simply false, as I never even claimed that that using emojis makes your credibility shaky.

“If you are a person who exists on the internet, chances are at some point in the last couple of weeks you’ve come across a picture of Jason Derulo, on vacation in Bali, parading his dick print all over Instagram.”

Nice try, but I never made a “super serious declaration” that using emojis makes your credibility shaky.

“Except that argument, that it was somehow cruel to make the trainer believe that even for a second, fails to acknowledge that that’s exactly how jokes, even practical ones, function.”

Well if you agree that the use of things like emoji and insults loses a person their credibility, then you just acknowledge that you lost yours - and quite a while back, I might add (note your emoji use in your very first reply here, where you clearly misunderstood the OP’s comment). But as you are clearly confused,…

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Now let’s have a more accurate account:

LOL. Let’s not forget that you are the one who initially replied to argue with the OP (and continued on to argue with multiple people here).

“And you’re failing hard at trying to catch me out.”

I don’t really think your view holds more weight than Fisher’s actual words and recounting of her moment of fear. You’ve even acknowledged that she had that moment. You’re failing hard at the backpedaling.

“Yes I’m aware that the OP was being hyperbolic”

“she had a moment of wondering if she [was] serious” 

So why do you keep pointing out that she’s part Filipino and pushing for it to be (at least part of) her own identity?

“...it clearly wasn’t [a bit scary] for her”

“It was very edgy, and actually funny”