Katy Perry's beauty routine is that long? Hah! My ugly routine takes 30 seconds, and I'm a thousand times uglier than she is not.

Why are you asking me the time, do I look like a fuckin clock?

You plead the fifth in order not to incriminate yourself. The judge has to OK your claim of the privilege.

Why "White, non-hispanic?" as a category? I thought white hispanics were white.

No need to practice an accent. I doubt that a witness would say "he looked black but talked like he was white." Maybe, but seems unlikely.

I don't think you want to go to prison with the reputation of being the white guy who robbed a bank in blackface. Probably.

I think you meant Tor... Thor Johnson ain't that interesting looking.

If you don't like it, don't read it. It's not your goddam business to decide what anyone else should read.

And it's misspelled. Should be "amok."

I'm sure Gawkerites love CK, and so will kindly overlook his use of offensive racial terms. Is thinking about race at sites like this entirely unprincipled and without reason or any true thinking? Yes. It's obvious to any sober and literate individual.

That's not the law, even if it's true. Zimmerman didn't have to have any injuries. I love all you wannabe lawyers coming on here and repeating something you heard on Matlock and pretending you actually know something about criminal law. It's cute, like when a toddler puts on his dad's enormous shirt.

Yeah, Zimmerman killed him just so he wouldn't be able to testify at trial. Stupidity is running rampant here.

That's not the law.

It's interesting how everyone who is outraged at the outcome of the trial has to argue from factual scenaris that is not supported by the evidence at all.

Interesting. I get a lot more titty-fuck than I did before marriage. For what that's worth.

"It's a small complaint, I guess."

This is absolutely, one-hundred percent, correct.

Bah. There's a thousand more offensive tweets out there right now, calling for violence against witnesses, etc. Ignored, naturally, for not fitting the approved narrative.

I'm not a sports fan, and neither are most of my friends. But your comment is terrifically idiotic.

What if you bring your child back into the abusive relationship, and she is hurt by the partner you returned to. What is your culpability then? I'm curious.