“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

A review without a verdict of any kind is just an essay and I don’t read reviews for haughty dissertations, I read them to see whether or not the product was enjoyed by the reviewer. Since this is now being moved even further into the realm of nebulousness I guess I’ll just have to read actual reviews elsewhere now.

The Nadia Rose track is dope AF. Thanks for sharing it!

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

Saw this trailer before Star Wars. This movie looks terrible. The trailer was like 10 minutes long and I still have no idea what the movie is about. It looked like there were 15,000 plot points and sub-plots going on. I moaned. I groaned. I yelled at the screen, “jesus fucking christ will this trailer ever fucking…

It’s almost as if, when you make a movie that is good and that has women and people of color in key roles, women and people of color will go see it and white men won’t be scared away either.

I think something inside my brain just broke.

I mean, there’s a point when things get too dense for its own good. Sometimes a grand ol’ reset needs to happen to keep the accessibility of the main plot.

That makes no sense, the ball was already hitting the back of the net by the time the keeper got there.

Or you could practice being better at soccer so people dont embarrass you so much.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

Oh no! The best regular column on Gawker Media is gone! :’(

God damn, I love The Slot so much.