I can turn my Myspace blue and know every cheat code in the Sims 2. 

Print is dying I’m good

My family has had White Sox season tickets between home and 1st base, 18 rows up, for the better part of 20 years. Not a humble brag, just means we’re dumb enough to pay more than the seats are worth at this point.

I really wish I could give you a negative star for this comment.  

Please stay far away from motorsports. 

It was clearly big M8’s fault

Ford... doesn’t make the Demon....

It is far too early to be this unimpressed with something that is quite exceptional, sir! 

I don’t really have any patience for this right now. Every single candidate on the Dem side, including freaking Tulsi Gabbard, is an incalculable improvement over Trump, who’s not only the worst president in US history but one of the worst leaders of a country in, at least, modern history. We can get back to our usual …

Of course NASCAR endorses Trump. Their fans are one of the populations that really connected with Trump’s want to fuck a family member

See without The Fox News filter his stupidity and lack of knowledge is even worse than usual. Again this man should not be allowed to operate a TV remote much less the United States. Thanks white women.

Perhaps the better question: is there anyone less qualified? 

The country that elected Donald Trump is foolish in other ways as well? Color me shocked.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

They’re not saying “Boo,” they’re saying “Boo-olton!”

Big list? It’s eleven in the entire USA, only one of which is in Indianapolis and it’s a night club.