Well nobody else has said it but I will. Not one, but TWO mouth breathers filming vertically. You know, if you stop posting these people might stop doing it. Rewarding bad behavior only encourages it. 

Almost like you get less car for half the price. 

Why is it always fire some folks? Why can’t it be the top 100 executives take a 10% pay cut? Mike and Dave in customer service aren’t responsible for a 4% decrease in gross margin, but you know who is? Fucking Kevin, VP of the fucknut division who axed the focus and fiesta.

OW ME BACK

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Good photos, and well written, as usual. This is a gem, though:

If they wanted to “bring gun-toters into the fold,” they’d stop with the ridiculous stances: “Trump for Emperor!” “Arm the dogs and, maybe, some cats!” “Russia believes in private gun ownership, too!”

Other safety tip: only transport propane tanks vertically.

I say this as a former NASCAR fan and as commentary of this article but...

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

You didn’t really type this, did you?!?

You don’t sound like a triggered snowflake. Nope, no sir. 

A simple Google search of one the copy pasta above sent me right to the Epoch Time, a pro Trump clown journal about as reliable as Fox, Breitbart and Infowars.

joke

Citation needed

Filthy rich kid playing in frozen water. That’s enough to play water polo at USC I think.

I have a question. Is that a white car with black spots or a black car with white spots?

You can read the entire context at Media Matters for America. https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2019/03/10/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments/223092

I’m a big Civil War fan (I have it as the fourth-best MCU movie), and I think my favorite element is how much of a raw nerve Stark is throughout the movie. He’s exhausted and alone and pissed off, and when he talks to Captain America or any of the other Avengers he comes off as nothing so much as a frustrated parent…

So you are mad he’s a minority