Textured nails look like pick-up truck bedliner. On the plus side, I can bedline your finger nails and offer a five year warranty.

This is BS, Mercury had way more range.

Does it need any new facilities? The Toyota Gym or Celica Cafeteria? There are always ways to get in if you have money.

TL,DR; That title is a gross 9/11 joke!

I donate to my undergrad so I can get the privileged of purchasing season tickets.

Depends on if it is a reporting probation or not.

You got got!

"He cannot even conceive that someone might want the whole package, enjoying her company and desiring her physically."

Yeah, but you aren't likely to get any deals if you are trying to buy outside of their inventory. I know my Dad has used Porsche and Mercedes European pickup plans before. You order the car, they make it. You pick it up at the factory. Drive around Europe for a bit, then drop it off at the port or wherever they are…

"Throughout most of the US doctors will not allow women access to contraception without first undergoing a pelvic exam."

If you know they are guilty, yes.

When was the last one in Minnesota? High schools girls aren't worried because their solidarity with women in Egypt or Kosovo.

Are you purposely being dense? She isn't defending these idiots, she is just saying, in general, there is nothing creepy about knowing where your friends and classmates life when you are in highschool.

You are an idiot. Everyone needs to be represented, but each individual doesn't have to represent a specific person. They will find someone eventually.

That is part of the lean-in lifestyle. It basically means wait on family until you have climbed enough to have a nanny then keep killing it in your career. The book wasn't written for people who wanted to excel at anything other than high paying careers.

I never said they were, I am just saying I am not stressed by the 1% of perpetually butthurt in this society.

Yeah, I am not advocating making jokes in front of people to make them sad. I am advocating having humor that some may find uncomfortable in places where you aren't forced to visit or participate.

I should have been more clear. I don't think this hotel is funny, but I do a five minute set on divorce which hasn't bombed. Maybe its cathartic, but divorces are tough and offensive to some. I am not going to stop making divorce guy and weekend dad jokes because someone doesn't get to see their kid every night.

There is almost no brand of humor that isn't hurtful to someone. I would rather offend some people and enjoy myself than worry about everyone feelings. Vote with your wallet and don't participate if you think its a bad move.

Funny is subjective. Anything can be funny to some people. It isn't a question of PC. Its a question of what makes you laugh.