Yeah...he really should have used a cigar.

Is it just me, or was he over the line of scrimmage when he threw it?

Dear black people...

I like what you said there dude...

Let’s do the math...

I’m pretty sure the time has come where we just accept whatever they tell us is right and true and JSTFU. Who are we to question anything they say?

Keep the borders so wide open and sharia will be the law before you can say “Is that wall done yet?”

As a seasoned professional of technical publications, I’d like to say that you have a future in the industry making hundreds of dollars. Stellar work. Stellar.

*That’ll larn ‘em.