No you haven’t. People get sick all the time. It’s usually bullshit. Pick your nose more and work on your immune system.

No you haven’t. People get sick all the time. It’s usually bullshit. Pick your nose more and work on your immune system.

People with money. Are you personally going to make your child not-sick? The best thing about sick kids is that they take naps.

Yeah, kind of. Just as long as you’re cool with them not wanting to deal with your eight year old when they’re in their fifties and their kids are gone to college and beyond. That sounds a lot more lonely to me in your spot.

OK, so I’ll be kind of a dick here. What happens when you’ve beaten alcoholism? No, like literally, I have won. Professional-style. I’m 20+ years in, never had a serious consequence, never will. I play the game perfectly, I really don’t even care about health or life expectancy. I’ve lived the way I wanted and am…