Cafe Au Lait baby! Texted my daughter we were going to Cafe Du Monde for biegnets and she said “What are big nits?” She loved it, of course, while playing it cool while there. Then her favorite band went there a few days after us, same exact picture and she was all, “We were just there, Dad!” I just had to smile and…

Please, please, PLEASE, Saturday Night Live. Have Sela Ward on early next season to debate Donald Trump like you had Bill Pullman debating Bob Dole so many years ago. https://video.yahoo.com/cold-opening-b…

As a concerned widower that is raising his daughter to have a realistic, healthy self esteem, I can only plead to the Moms I have seen to PLEASE lighten up on the Disney Princess Industrial Juggernaut. Just ease up a little bit. Your daughters will thank you later.

Another good one, produced, but not directed by Wright is “Attack the Block” with a young John Boyega and a cameo by Nick Frost. Fun stuff!

Always enjoyed Dad hooning his son’s car.

1: Are you SHITTIN” me?

Years ago, near the start of Luda’s career, he picked up a gig at Breckenridge Ski Resort. They set up his stage directly across from the Ski School children’s center. Oooops! Apologies and hot chocolate vouchers flowed like coconut water. Good times!

I think he screwed something up at the 2:00 mark, but still pretty awesome.

MY Midnight Texas story consists of a vile, hate-filled, hive-mind turning from a disgusting blood red to a soothing, comfortable, sky blue. I’m torn between the fantasy of self-awareness being the turning point in the metamorphosis, or the reality of a creeping, but unstoppable demographic shift.

Umm, Japanese isn’t a race.

Wrong! ESPECIALLY when it comes to any of the Cap’n Crunch derivatives, as shown in the picture.

Holy Hell! It looks like the emergency personnel DIDN’T deal with it until it was almost too late.

So, he drove there, using his time, fuel and equipment, only to return without providing services? Who wants to start having “car problems” on the very limits of his service area while sporting a Sanders bumper sticker? Let him feel his own self-righteous Bern.

OMG! OMG! I HAVE to get a Cruz/Fiorina 2016 pin!

Your protestations fall flat when you consider what the character SOUNDED like. Nobody knows or cares about what Edith Head sounded like. Give it up already.

Somebody needs to get this little twerp’s nose... and not give it back!

Women are the majority in this country and yet the foreign wife market continues to thrive?!? Curious.

Ok, so he knows a big penalty is coming soon. He had better get his rocks off AGAIN before that happens. I don’t see how anything could possibly go wrong with this “Chill” approach.

Lost in all the prurient details is that this lump replaced Thurgood Marshall. Disgusting!

From the same people that suggested we should replace the word duststorms with haboobs? Good luck with that.