Cafe Au Lait baby! Texted my daughter we were going to Cafe Du Monde for biegnets and she said “What are big nits?” She loved it, of course, while playing it cool while there. Then her favorite band went there a few days after us, same exact picture and she was all, “We were just there, Dad!” I just had to smile and…

As a concerned widower that is raising his daughter to have a realistic, healthy self esteem, I can only plead to the Moms I have seen to PLEASE lighten up on the Disney Princess Industrial Juggernaut. Just ease up a little bit. Your daughters will thank you later.

Always enjoyed Dad hooning his son’s car.

1: Are you SHITTIN” me?

Years ago, near the start of Luda’s career, he picked up a gig at Breckenridge Ski Resort. They set up his stage directly across from the Ski School children’s center. Oooops! Apologies and hot chocolate vouchers flowed like coconut water. Good times!

Umm, Japanese isn’t a race.

Wrong! ESPECIALLY when it comes to any of the Cap’n Crunch derivatives, as shown in the picture.

Holy Hell! It looks like the emergency personnel DIDN’T deal with it until it was almost too late.

So, he drove there, using his time, fuel and equipment, only to return without providing services? Who wants to start having “car problems” on the very limits of his service area while sporting a Sanders bumper sticker? Let him feel his own self-righteous Bern.

OMG! OMG! I HAVE to get a Cruz/Fiorina 2016 pin!

Somebody needs to get this little twerp’s nose... and not give it back!

Women are the majority in this country and yet the foreign wife market continues to thrive?!? Curious.

Ok, so he knows a big penalty is coming soon. He had better get his rocks off AGAIN before that happens. I don’t see how anything could possibly go wrong with this “Chill” approach.

Lost in all the prurient details is that this lump replaced Thurgood Marshall. Disgusting!

From the same people that suggested we should replace the word duststorms with haboobs? Good luck with that.

For a good “Fuck Youlogy” you need to listen to thebuglepodcast.com I don’t think they have one for Nancy (yet), but you can find some good examples there. Enjoy!

But Princess didn’t give the person 30 seconds, not even 15 to get past the merging traffic. If anybody here has ever been brake checked, (and for the record, I have not) just think about why that might have happened for 30 seconds.

What a senseless tragedy. That Tahoe could have held at least four additional robber barons.

The defense rests.

I had to do this with my Son’s thumb at a kids birthday party. We were at a trampoline amusement place and he dislocated it in tramp dodgeball, fell into my arms crying and I did what i had to do. Took a deep breath, gave a weak, tentative first tug, then a good, firm pull and POP! All good. The owners lavished us…