We’ve seen several but I have watched an embarrassing amount of Property Brothers episodes.

They occasionally post snapshots from when they were kids on their FB pages. They don’t appear to have had a lot of plastic surgery.

“Too much baggage”, manufactured by the Republican Party and the Russians. Bernie Sanders played along because this has left him a wealthy man, if reports of the $10 million left in his election donation war chest are true.

I’m Old AF. I bought Unicorn Tears lipstick a few months ago for the hell of it.

Rule #3: You’d better not ask me to do anything inside or outside the house after your 50 hour work week and putting in another 6-8 hours each night at home. In the meantime, you’d better get naked and give me what I want upon demand.

They all think they’re mail-ordering a woman even hotter than Melania Trump.

Birth with NO personal or financial responsibility.

Just throwing this one out here: Donald Trump became a father (of his fifth child) at 59.

Keep insisting there’s nothing wrong.

What a waste of skin.

He’s not a Democrat. He deliberately disassociated himself from the Democratic Party. He likes their money and their volunteers, but he can’t be bothered with identifying himself as one. Therefore, he’s not welcome to “remake” the Democratic Party. Let him start his own, which will collapse in a ball of flames when he…

He hasn’t “thrown his lot in with the Democrats”. He’s made it clear he’s threatening to run as a third party candidate, which makes him an enemy to anyone who is tired of Bernie’s grandstanding and fundraising.

That’s “centrist piece of shit who’s been volunteering with, contributing to, voting as, and held public office as a Democrat since 1978” to you. If you think I’m a centrist, I encourage you to go fuck yourself. I’ve been a progressive since I started voting but I am not stupid enough to believe that Bernie Sanders…

What’s he done since November 9th?

No, he wouldn’t have. Anyone that can count figured that one out.

Considering the fact that “progressives” didn’t show up to vote for anyone but their Special Sparkly Unicorn last November 8th, I’m not concerned about their support. They aren’t smart enough to realize that while change can be slow, it was making visible progress under the dreaded moderates. People of color and LGBTQ…

I look forward to your “revolution”. To say that I have had enough of Bernie Bros and their bullshit is an understatement. Instead of voting for someone who had shown repeatedly during the campaign that she was open to new ideas and would do her best to implement them, you chose your magical unicorn, and the rest of…

One can’t help but wonder where the morons who insisted that Trump and Hillary Clinton were “exactly alike” are now. It’s gotten pretty quiet over the past couple of weeks, hasn’t it?

We’ve been using Kaspersky for 10 years now and haven’t received so much as a holiday card, let alone a perfume swag bag.

You forgot D.