I read the story the other day and immediately said to DH: “Isn’t he the guy that flashed the entire Internet?”

I’m sure this was not meant to be yet another outstretched middle finger to a certain baby daddy.

Who’s got money on 1. When the cell phone video of her speech turns up, and 2. How much of the speech is plagiarized?

I’d give money to a Go Fund Me for that.

I have mobility issues and did not march as a result. It’s time to start knitting a pussyhat. I will be at this march if I have to sit on the sidewalk and hold a sign.

Let’s hope none of those oh-so-proper members of the Parents’ Television Council ever view The Vagina Monologues. They’d stroke out.

Let’s face it, I live in suburbia. I watched Paris Is Burning last night on Netflix. It was great.

Old person question: Is “kiki” the same reference I hear on RuPaul’s Drag Race?

You get ALL THE STARS today. Bonus for the comments about Goodell.

“According to Shapiro, Trump said he does plan to address the issue in his remarks tonight, which is sure to be relaxing and reassuring experience for everyone.”

Nice to know I can’t be married and a feminist at the same time.

I’m not a fan of Maria Cantwell. She blows off her constituents until it’s fundraising time and she’s been doing it for fifteen years now. The last time I called her office was over Betsy DeVos; the staffer claimed he was “tallying calls” and “she hasn’t decided how she’ll vote yet”. I said, “Could you ask her to call…

I’d say that 45's BS and Spicer’s picking a fight with the Anne Frank Center is the most outrageous things that have happened in the past month, but it’s only Tuesday. I’m fairly sure they’ll top themselves before the week is out.

If he’s sitting at a restaurant table with someone who just paid someone else $50 for a steak that’s charred to a cinder, most people would question that maneuver.

The chef has to cook with the Secret Service present and there’s probably someone who checks his food before it’s served.

Mr. Duggarapocalypse is a steak aficionado. He’d commit a crime if he was at a dinner table with anyone who ordered a steak well-done.

He won’t pay it. He’ll force the US Government to sue him for the money.

Dear Jim Green,

One has to wonder how the White House chef feels about making anything at all for 45 and his guests to eat.

An idea. Do you have a postcard and a postage stamp? Please write to the following and tell them that not only will you boycott products you know are made in Texas, you will not travel to Texas for tourism until the legislature ceases its efforts to deny women control over their own bodies. It might also be a good…