Sooo... what keeps your toes warm. Usually they help keep each other warm.

@Y2KGTP: I've had two friends move to Florida. Both moved out within 2 years.

Nah... not a good design.

@Totenglocke42: Amen.

@EtrnL_Frost: Did you say, "youts"?

@wizzard419: Those were Duncan Hines muffins. They still have a can of real blueberries.

Duncan Hines muffins have real berries.

Wisdom from the second-most famous Jewish carpenter....

ya know... if you just made it this afternoon.... it's not an antique.

@Dabamasha: Nope. It's snow. The heat helps it vaporize very quickly. Once in the air, the water vapor immediately gives up it's heat energy and the water freezes.

I think the federal reserve bank should just offer everyone $1.05 for every dollar of pennies they turn in.

Single engine???

@Dr. Evil Genius: Cold as Winter: I meant people from POLAND...

Inflatable isn't so great in a windstorm.

@SKiTz: Oh yea... that's the mayor...

I think it would just be cool to say, "I live in a cat house."

Just like in email servers that have spam filters, there are filters for SMS servers.

For what it's worth, my mom had SRS from a linear accelerator to kill a tumor growing on her optic nerve.

@barrywoods: Here's another thought....

@Traveshamockery: If you suddenly turned on something big enough to throw a fully loaded fighter off an aircraft acrrier, you'd most certainly brown out parts of the ship.