Ohhh... Me so horny!

I tend to use two things... bathtub caulking or (wait for it) clear nail polish.

@Animal_Chin: Yes, but buried power lines are actually less reliable (when there are NO storms) than lines strung through the air.

Hurricanes do this on their own. When they get too big, the energy they expend against the ocean draws up the cold water and they begin to weaken. The largest of them are pretty much self limiting.

5 days is a very short time to investigate a problem.

As hardness increases, so does brittleness. Basic physics.

@zross312: I think they're called 'penii'...

@MacAttack: You're right! We should be singing hymns!

This ticks me off....

Whenever I see that acronym, I think to myself:

I just use the free headset I got from flying Jet-Blue.

@Lionel Osbourne: Bertha Van Nation is my favorite drag queen...

Amazing... Apple has become the thing they tried to destroy.

Nooooo... that's just what they're EXPECTING us to do.....

Got it right away.

Defrosting tip...