Staying true to your user tag, I’ll give you that.

When Tesla screws up: Jalopnik goes out of its way to remind people how bad of a misstep it is. Repeatedly.

As someone with a 2013 60kwh Model S, whose range is ~170 miles, I encounter some sort of need to hit a charger about twice a year. If my range was 300 miles, as the newer models are, that number drops to zero. The difference between zero and two isn’t great, but it’s hugely mitigated by the availability of…

pull the dick off a chocolate mouse

That apple cock must be wedged pretty deep in that tight pink asshole of yours to rage so hard.

Yeah, better to experience the world through a web portal than to see it in person. $1,000 for a phone is just stupid, and a waste of money. Having to buy it on a “credit” plan is asinine. Having to buy extra insurance because it’s so expensive that you can’t afford to replace it because you’ve dropped it is even more…

Everyone is sending thoughts and prayers, why would he send $1k?

Wait until you have a wife and two kids. Vacations cost me more than 4 grand these days. Repaving my driveway was 12 grand. My new window shades were 4 grand... Once you get a house and kids, you can’t do anything for a grand, except get a new iPhone.

Is there any situation that a car dealership can’t make worse with its avaricious greed and lack of regard for anything other than profitability?

You’re entire premise from the very ground level is wrong; the other option is NOT to have had the same cards for the same price but with the line of code enabled; it’s to only have the more expensive option available. So no, these people wouldn’t be escaping with their 75kWH batteries, they’d be escaping in some sort…

No, it’s not. Because in both cases, you’d know up front that the range is limited, or that only six cylinders are working. You can pay to upgrade. Or refuse the deal, and just not buy the car.

I hesitantly clicked on some of their daily transmission youtube videos recently, weary of them being total clickbait, but thankfully “Forcing Pizza Boy to do Burnouts” was actually a delivery guy from Dominoes doing burnouts and having fun. They got me to subscribe.

Ah sh!t car. What a beauty. And the hertlife is the best life. Before they did the daily transmissions, I only knew them for their gymkhana videos. But now I binge watch them every week

First and second jobs were at warehouses. The jobs, and the lifers working there, were excellent reminders of why I needed to do well in school.

Remember folks. “Nobody is coming for your guns™.” There isn’t a doubt in my mind that the ATF has been “gunning” for this guy (Pun intended) for years.

You understand the point of the article is that they used the honey oil and then the law about drug use and weapons as an excuse to seize his weapons and arrest him right?

Good job keeping some ‘honey oil’ off the streets lol. Isn’t there like an opiate crisis the ATF should be focused on? What a waste of limited resources on some low hanging fruit.

His content has actual facts and figures and is short....these personalities just talk about themselves for 20 minutes to make a few grand on a video and people don’t have anything better to do than to waste their time watching it.

3rd: So how exactly does a parent remember to dress a child before leaving the house, yet forgets the child is in the back seat prior to leaving the vehicle?

The warranty period doesn’t start until the car is sold. If it has technically never been sold, the warranty should still be valid. If the dealer bought the car and then stored it, then you’re absolutely right - warranty long since expired.