Serenity now, insanity later!

Yes to this! I was about 7 and my dad would buy all of the games. I NEVER could figure out what the fuck I was doing in any of the games except for Pitfall, Missile Command and Defender. But I sure did love playing them!

Was Seaquest the one where you become a dolphin at some point? I definitely remember owning an Atari game where you're a dolphin and I believe you are looking for a key…
Atari games were hard as hell for a little kid, that's for sure!

Really? It looks rather bland to me. Bland, pasty stew.

Sorry to invade your personal space dude, but you're getting a hug!!!

Hmmm… I do believe I addressed this earlier….

Boo bear, I knew it was fake, but I have an imagination! And a weird thing for creepy houses… especially with secret passages behind bookcases!

Looks promising!
Also, I used to love the opening to the original show… I totally wanted to explore that house.

I loved the "I'm Breathless" album SOOO much when I was a kid. My sister and I would belt out "Cry Baby BOOOOY!" all the time!

That reminds me, can you pick up our 15 strands of pearls up from the cleaners on your way home? Thanks, sugar.

GAME ON!!!

"Your mouth says 'no' but your butt says 'yes'"

I think you meant to say Moose.

Ahhh good ol' Tiny D!

Sisqo for Crisco?

I wonder if he excused himself to the restroom in order to do so….

Open-faced turkey sandwich with gravy or GTFO. ;-P

"Music sounds better with Unicode, baby!"

She really, truly is.

Definitely would need gravy.