Was there any gravy on the meatloaf???? Jesus Christ! I want more details!

"Mister! I've got your dog!!!"

Return to Oz is one of my favorite childhood movies. It's so bizarre and creepy… I can't wait to show it to my niece!

I would totally get my niece a junkie Courtney Love American Girl. However, my sister would be extremely pissed!

This commercial was obviously shot, edited, and ready for airing way before last week's bullshit. These fucking "snowflake" clowns are so ridiculous…."Let's boycott the beer we drink because 'fuck immigrants', right?!?"

I held up the photo and my boyfriend glanced at it for a second….
Then he goes "Oh my god, is that Beyonce?"
Then he says "Where did she take that photo? Wal-Mart?"

It's a missionary position mission!

When I'm thirsty for a glass of melon-ade, I like to eat lots of Fluffy Puffies!
You win…. uh…. Not Last Place.

I absolutely love this! We will miss you, MTM.

Well, I for one definitely think he's getting far more attractive as he gets older.
He was so unattractive (douche bag look) when he was younger… see Adventures in Babysitting or most other shit when he had a full head of hair.

"And STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!"

YES! I love this movie so much and Jill Schoelen is awesome!

Billy totally wants to play drums in Dylan's band!!! Oh, and Matt has a drinking problem, apparently.

I don't want to see this just because it reminds me of The Bye Bye Man….. ………

This. Absolutely this!!!

My dad would always have me measure my pour for him with "four fingers". He really tried to set me up for the hospitality industry, that's for sure.

I fucking love you, Twinkles. You were always a bright spot in everything you appeared in.

This is so damn great. I cannot believe it's been out for 2 years and it's just gaining traction now…. white hot shit, indeed.

I unashamedly play Yoshi's Wooly World, Mega Man 2, and Kameo to escape reality. Platformers just let me turn my mind off and focus on the world in front of me… not the crap that's going on in the world around me.

Hell yes to Moonlight. My partner and I are STILL talking about that film and we saw it last week. So amazing and provocative…. there is just so much to take in with that film. If it doesn't get any Oscar love, then there is no justice in that world.