Needs more foot tapping.

"OMG!!! Ouija was one of the scariest and coolest movies I've seen in a long time!!!," said no one EVER

Abso-lutely!

None of these shows sound remotely interesting. Sorry 'bout it, Vimeo!

Ugh! Who has fantasies about Monroe? He was, like, the lamest character ever!

Why do you sound like a Leprechaun?

Sounds like you're heading right on out to see this, eh?

So is this as offensively tone deaf as Boat Trip?

"Like a LEGO in the DAAAAARK!"

Indeed!

"I mean, I could really sell the shit out of this stuff"

I think the puking in the bushes really does it.

Brutally hot in this.

My sisters and I watch this whenever we're feeling extra crappy and it always brings up our spirits.

Her accent is a joy to behold. I've seen this movie TOO MANY times but I'm just in awe of that accent. Romy, who taught you how to talk like that???

I don't think it's an asshole thing. When I first saw this film, I felt the same way. But now I love it for it's quirkiness and how Romy and Michele feel validated after their outfits are declared "not bad".

"Wow Sandy! You look really…rich."

I love a good REVENGE! story

"Do you have a business-woman's special?"
"Yeah, we're due in Tucson later. For business"

The soundtrack is ridiculously good. Your teacher was (hopefully) really cool.